The next time we have a family game night I’m going to phone in sick. They’re simply too exhausting. Everyone wants to play me. Grandkids jump up and down and yell, “I want to play Grandma! I’m next to play Grandma!” They all want to play me because they can beat me. It’s the sort of popularity nobody craves. On the upside, I have the gift of making everyone else in the room look good. Take the game Connect Four. (Please, I beg you.) The name says it all; you connect four chips vertically, horizontally or on a diagonal. I’m guessing the box says for ages 3 and up, but I’m too humiliated to loo…