By Logan Mahan I love a tan as much as the next blindingly pasty Irish Catholic bitch, and I will spend pretty much any amount of money on products and services that’ll help me achieve that fake sun-kissed glow (because skin cancer is really not the vibe). Fromface drops to tinted sprays and self-tanning foams, I’ve got a hefty collection of at-home gear from myriad self-tanning and bronzing brands I’ve discovered through TikTok, the app famously known for its ability to make you buy literally anything. However, I draw the line at putting dangerous chemicals into my body, which is apparently t…