DALLAS — Watching Shaquille O’Neal navigate among the little people, which is basically the world, it must have been similar to when Elvis Presley was alive, if the King was 7-foot-2, 350 pounds. When Shaq does anything, crowds swarm like bees, and it’s impossible not to stare. The irony is when Shaq says anything, it’s impossible to hear. Shaq’s voice is so low he can be nearly inaudible. Anytime he says anything, people crane their necks, and turn their heads towards the sounds because there’s a good chance it’s going to be funny, insightful, inspirational, critical, or all of the above. On …
