By Matt Audilet On Saturday, lifelong Patriots fan/sports analyst Bill Simmons reacted to New England’s acquisition of DeVante Parker by way of trade with the Miami Dolphins. In doing so, he took a shot at third-year quarterback Tua Tagovailoa. “Devante Parker welcome to New England!!! Let’s take it slow as you get used to the startling experience of having your QB hit you in stride when you’re open,” Simmons wrote on Twitter. Since entering the league as the No. 5 overall pick in the 2020 draft, Tagovailoa has logged a 3-0 starting record against New England. Tua and Parker connected for a ga…