The rise of the tech industry and its dependence on venture capitalists has redefined “pitch” from a thrown baseball into form of persuasion (perhaps with a hint of desperation?). Every entrepreneur knows to have an “elevator pitch” honed to a tight 30-60 second summary of the purpose and prospects of their startup, which it is hoped will lead to an opportunity to present their pitch decks to deep pocketed investors focused on deepening their pockets further. Markets being what they are, it was inevitable that eventually pitching would become its own cottage industry. The aptly named Keane Ang…