Maybe the Kansas City Chiefs ought to schedule their playoff games closer to the Fourth of July. For the second time in three seasons, K.C. was in need of a fireworks stand as its pyrotechnics crew ran out of celebratory fireworks when the team scored six touchdowns in a 42-21 playoff win over the Steelers. They did likewise in a 51-31 demolition of the Texans after the 2019 season. So dial up a few less explosive plays, please. Headlines— At TheOnion.com: “NFL expands Super Bowl to include 2 additional teams.” — At Fark.com: “Seahawks uninstall Norton.” Reboot the umpireRobot umpires — or ABS…
